Keeping Calm For Mums with Humour Quotes

Mums Love to Clean up Mess

Mums Love to Clean up Mess

What is a Mother for – if not to do your chores?

If you are a mother, like me, chances are you have encountered moments of frustration and feel like giving up. Share with me some humorous quotes from “Keep Calm for Mums” published by Summersdale. (Bought for me by my cheeky children – and when I feel annoyed at them they hand me the book as a point of reference – and it never fails to make us all laugh!)

The Basic Role of a Dear Mother

Anatomy of a Mother

Anatomy of a Mother

The Mother Quotes that Say it All

“There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.” – Peter De Vries

“No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.” – Florida Scott-Maxwell

“If there were no schools to take the children away from home…the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.” – Edgar Watson Howe

“Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.” – Phyllis Diller

“The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn’t getting enough sleep.” – John Fiebig

“If you’ve never been hated by your child, you’ve never been a parent.” – Bette Davis

“Motherhood is a wonderful thing – what a pity to waste it on children.” – Judith Pugh

“Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help mum with the dishes.” – P.J O’Rourke

“Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too.” – Lionel Kauffman

“Those who say “Sleep like a baby” haven’t got one.” – Anonymous

“The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.” – Bill Cosby

“I’d like to be the ideal mother, but I’m too busy raising my kids.” – Anonymous

“Mothers are all slightly insane.” – J.D Salinger

Some of mum’s favourite sayings are:

Mum's Sayings

Mum’s Sayings

Enjoy with a pinch of humour – next time you see mum try to understand her point of view, she is human after all so give her break.

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